LOVE IS LIKE A CAN OF BEANS

One of the best things about watching a romantic film or reading a romance novel is the escapism that it affords us. It is an opportunity to step away from reality and dwell within a fictional world where the fantasy is a sumptuous feast that we get to partake of before going back to our reality which, (and bear with me on this,) I reckon is metaphorically a can of kidney beans. 

A fantastical delectable feast seems to taste pretty damned good, but it is non-caloric. There is no sustenance – because it is imaginary. Those beans on the other hand, as dull as they seem compared to the imaginary royal banquet, are actually a provider of great nourishment. The common and “boring” bean is a vitally important food crop and major source of protein for much of the world. In fact it’s the world’s main non-meat protein source.

They are high in dietary fibre.

They are high in prebiotics for digestive health.

They are rich in vitamins and minerals including folate, iron, manganese and more.

Like the beans a good relationship is one that cares for the health and wellbeing, (mental, physical and emotional,) of each person within it. 

And here’s another thing about beans: they are not as boring as they first appear to be. Just as relationships come in many varieties; so do beans. They come in a variety of colours and patterns. You can find yourself white, black, cream, red, red speckled, purple, spotted, striped, mottled… 

A good relationship is happy to chill out on the couch together, in front of the TV, enjoying a favourite show (a simple beans and onions bowl with some salt and cracked pepper,) or go all out, get dressed up and hit the town (mash those beans with some spices, onion and bacon, spread it into a tortilla and roll it all up with some capsicum and tomato before topping it with some guacamole, sour cream, cheese and salsa).

The warning with beans is also metaphorically apt. They can be toxic when improperly cooked. 

Relationships are like a can of beans. 

They need adequate preparation and care. They can be both boring and exciting. Sometimes the “boringness” of a relationship is perfectly okay as long as you are willing to go the extra mile every so often. In fact, over-romanticising a relationship and expecting grand gestures from dusk to dawn (spending hours preparing grand feasts every day,) can be even more debilitating and zapping of mental energy than finding simple ways to enjoy the beautiful normality of life. But of course finding your couch groove night after night and never getting adventurous with your relationship can also cause it to stifle.

Can you imagine yourself standing before a marrying couple and giving even better advice than “Love is like a can of beans”? Click on the link below to find out how you could become a highly sought after Marriage Celebrant with Australia’s top celebrancy course. 

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$ 1385
  • Email and Phone Tutor support
    Got a question? Great! We have an excellent team of supportive trainers and assessors who are available to answer questions via email or by phone.
  • Premium Online resources
    Students get 12 months of access to RTA’s user-friendly online learning resources - written and designed by experienced Marriage celebrants. Rose Training uses an award-winning online learning platform that maintains all of your learning materials and assessments in one place.
  • Interactive Learning Platform
    At Rose Training we pride ourselves on providing the best resources available, which results in excellent student experiences. We use an Australian designed online learning platform to provide a rapid response to questions and quick turn-around of assessments.
  • Fast Assessment Marking
    Rose training is an industry leader with more new graduates going on to become licensed Marriage celebrants than any other training provider in the last 5 years. We’ve learned that keeping students motivated and moving forward is all about keeping their momentum up. Fast assessment turnaround helps students to know they are on track and moving towards their goals.
  • You have 12 months to complete your course from your enrolment date
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Face to Face Zoom Classroom
$ 1985
  • Email and Phone Tutor support
    Got a question? Great! We have an excellent team of supportive trainers and assessors who are available to answer questions via email or by phone.
  • Premium Learning resources
    Students get 12 months of access to RTA’s user-friendly online learning resources - written and designed by experienced Marriage celebrants. Rose Training uses an award-winning online learning platform that maintains all of your learning materials and assessments in one place.
  • Interactive Learning Platform
    At Rose Training we pride ourselves on providing the best resources available, which results in excellent student experiences. We use an Australian designed online learning platform to provide a rapid response to questions and quick turn-around of assessments.
  • Fast Assessment Marking
    Rose training is an industry leader with more new graduates going on to become licensed Marriage celebrants than any other training provider in the last 5 years. We’ve learned that keeping students motivated and moving forward is all about keeping their momentum up. Fast assessment turnaround helps students to know they are on track and moving towards their goals.
  • Face to Face Zoom Classroom
    Zoom Classrooms provide the best experience next to being physically present. Zoom’s video and audio functions are excellent - enabling students to interact with their experienced Marriage celebrant trainer and fellow students. Learning in a Zoom classroom provides the convenience of being present in a learning environment without leaving your home. Students have the benefit of progressing in a group and building relationships with fellow students.
  • Marriage Celebrant Trainers
    All of our trainers are experienced Marriage celebrants with years of experience and many wedding ceremonies to their names. On your course they will share their knowledge and experience with you. Oh, and they are excellent trainers too. We frequently get 4 and 5-star feedback from our students who praise their trainers for helping them through their studies and inspiring them to become the celebrant they desire to be.
  • Course recording available
    are you a student who likes to review the lesson a few times? Students get access to a recording of each course.
  • You have 12 months to complete your course from your first day of workshop
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Zoom+Platinum Business Pack
$ 2485
  • Email and Phone Tutor support
    Got a question? Great! We have an excellent team of supportive trainers and assessors who are available to answer questions via email or by phone.
  • Premium Learning resources
    Students get 12 months of access to RTA’s user-friendly online learning resources - written and designed by experienced Marriage celebrants. Rose Training uses an award-winning online learning platform that maintains all of your learning materials and assessments in one place.
  • Interactive Learning Platform
    At Rose Training we pride ourselves on providing the best resources available, which results in excellent student experiences. We use an Australian designed online learning platform to provide a rapid response to questions and quick turn-around of assessments.
  • Fast Assessment Marking
    Rose training is an industry leader with more new graduates going on to become licensed Marriage celebrants than any other training provider in the last 5 years. We’ve learned that keeping students motivated and moving forward is all about keeping their momentum up. Fast assessment turnaround helps students to know they are on track and moving towards their goals.
  • Face to Face Zoom Classroom
    Zoom Classrooms provide the best experience next to being physically present. Zoom’s video and audio functions are excellent - enabling students to interact with their experienced Marriage celebrant trainer and fellow students. Learning in a Zoom classroom provides the convenience of being present in a learning environment without leaving your home. Students have the benefit of progressing in a group and building relationships with fellow students.
  • Marriage Celebrant Trainers
    All of our trainers are experienced Marriage celebrants with years of experience and many wedding ceremonies to their names. On your course they will share their knowledge and experience with you. Oh, and they are excellent trainers too. We frequently get 4 and 5-star feedback from our students who praise their trainers for helping them through their studies and inspiring them to become the celebrant they desire to be.
  • Course recording available
    are you a student who likes to review the lesson a few times? Students get access to a recording of each course.
  • Business start-up training Pack
    As a celebrant, you will be creating a service-based business. There are a number of things you must do to legally operate your business and be successful. The Business Startup Pack is essential information for starting any business in Australia and details what you must do to start your business.
  • Facebook Live Weddings Pack

    Facebook Live is the most immediate and convenient way to include family and friends in the unmissable events of our lives.

    • The do's and don'ts of amazing online wedding ceremonies. 
    • How to avoid "nostrils and navel" gazing. 
    • A list of things that must be done before you click GO LIVE NOW.
    • What to say to include your remote audience, making them feel included in the proceedings.
    • Scripted opening introductions that bring professionalism to your ceremony.
    • Involving the witnesses. 
    • Scripted "outro" to conclude the ceremony so the audience doesn't feel cut-off.
    • What hardware to use and where to get it.
    • Simple tips on lighting, framing, and sound quality.  
    • How to use Facebook's simple editing and caption tools for the rebroadcast.
  • MC (Emcee) - Celebrancy Presentation Skills Pack
    Are good Celebrants born or made?A good Celebrant is expected to embody certain skills. The fact that you may already have many of these skills is probably what has led you to enquire about becoming a celebrant, but a good celebrant knows there are always ways one can improve. The MC (Emcee) - Celebrancy Presentation Skills Pack is an excellent place to begin - even if you are an expert!
  • Client Generator Pack
    After you have completed your Certificate IV in Celebrancy, become licenced with the Attorney-Generals department, and establish your business, you will now need to acquire customers. If only there were a way to generate clients consistently and sustainably?! There is, and we show you how in the Customer Generator Pack.Want to know how to reach out to engaged couples? Want to know how to get them to beat a path to your door or inbox? Want to know how to network in the industry? The Client Generator Pack answers these questions and more!
  • Zoom Wedding Pack

    This 45-minute Zoom Wedding ceremony training is set at a beginners level and covers the following items:

    Going Live on the day - Before, During and After

    👉 What is Zoom?

    👉 Beginners guide to navigating the Zoom software settings.

    👉 Needed hardware and software for a successful online wedding ceremony.

    👉 Essential video, audio and recording must-dos.

    👉 Teleprompter Apps - never forget your lines again!

    👉 Script templates for Intros, outros and audience participation.

    Zoom is now an integral part of wedding ceremonies, helping couples include family and friends who can not presently travel more than 150 kms, interstate or overseas.

  • You have 12 months to complete your course from your first day of workshop
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